Bryan. 21. NYC. I'm a musician in the making with an uncanny fascination with space. By the way, my taste in music is amazing. I hope you enjoy my blog.
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
SHE GOT ME A FUCKING CAR!
A CAR! A CAR THAT IS MINE!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, INDEED.
my mom > yours